1) I can’t see as well as I used to
2) I call the blemishes on my face rosacea instead of acne
3) Are those freckles or age-spots?
4) I really want one of those handy chains for my reading glasses
5) “Fun” restaurants to are too loud
6) “Romantic” restaurants are too dark
7) The music in most places is just too loud
8) Movies are too loud
9) I still have a check book
10) Have the newspapers made the print smaller?
11) I pay attention to my parents health complaints because someday I may need to know about it
12) I can’t remember how old I am most of the time
13) I actually try to eat more fiber
14) I remember when gas was $1 a gallon
15) The only songs I know on the radio are from the ‘80s
16) Eating dinner too late gives me indigestion
17) I’ve had the same sofa for more than 15 years
18) I have to wear sunscreen to prevent age spots
19) Texting? I only know how to call…
20) I have two pairs of reading glasses, one for home and one for my purse
21) I find most teenagers annoying and rude
22) My shoes are comfortable not fashionable
23) I prefer not to have to drive at night
24) I really prefer to only drive on Sunday when there’s no traffic
25) When shopping I look for clothes that are age-appropriate
26) When I get up in the night to use the bathroom, I reach for my glasses first
27) I don’t want anything for my birthday because I ran out of storage space years ago
28) I have to continually adjust the TV volume because they whisper on the shows and shout on the ads
29) I have a hard time staying awake for the end of the movie
30) Don’t call me after 10:00 pm, I’ll be asleep
31) I’d rather read a book than go to a bar
32) I’m starting to think bifocals might be a good idea
33) I don’t know what Twitter is all about
34) Legwarmers are back in style
35) I really can’t text because I can’t see the itty bitty letters on the cell phone buttons
36) I keep obsessing about my age
37) When an attractive man looks at me, I wonder why
38) I still have a VCR and still blinks 12:00
39) I can’t make a Power Point presentation with animation
40) I remember when you could go into the bank and talk to teller
41) When I glance in the mirror sometimes I see my Mom
Did I mention that I can’t see a thing?
1 comment:
Awesome list - I can relate to most of them. I used to be able to animate in Powerpoint, but now they went and changed it! Bad, bad Microsoft!
Susan
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